lion-prince:

me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that

me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??

dongoverload:

sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal

slavery:

Feeing extra ugly today

burgrs:

i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen